The Humorous Highs of Exploring Michigan

Ever wondered what a pizza topping would say if asked about its best buddy? It’s high time (pun very intended) you blaze a trail to the heart of Michigan’s top cannabis dispensaries where the unexpected usually happens!

At New Standard, we believe in nourishing your sense of humour, along with your taste buds, and invite you to embark upon this peculiarity. From Hazel Park to Whitehall and everywhere in-between (via Saugatuck, Nunica, Edmore, and yes, Muskegon too) our dispensaries have a constant air of joviality weaved into the earthy aroma of our distinguished cannabis strains. We are rarely called a ‘weed dispensary’ but hey, who’s splitting hairs?

Got your medical marijuana card? Maybe a ‘medical dispensary’ badge requirement is in your cards too – we’re a little non-traditional like that. If you’re looking for ‘dispensaries near me’, well…you’ve hit the jackpot! Popping to Michigan is like slipping into a comfy pair of slippers while secretly gambling. Why? Because the house always wins, and we’re betting you’ll have a great time at New Standard. So, pack your bags, gas up the car, and set your GPS for a hilarious adventure!